Scott Smith and StrumPet

For those bottoms who still give you the "is that all you've got look", this should take care of them. It will make them wet, it will likely make you wet, and if they decide to heave, you'll know what they had for dinner. This is about as subtle as a freight train, or Scott Smith, as they are rather comparable. This is a guaranteed way to make the hardened bottom a little more pliable and soggy. Straight from the news reels, complete with begging, screaming, and crying, it's waterboarding.